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I've always liked the definition of chutzpah that goes "A man who murders his father and mother, then pleads for clemency on the grounds that he is an orphan." But now I've discovered another one which I think is just as good - "A woman who has her marriage to her fourth cousin annulled by the Pope for consanguinity - and then immediately marries her third cousin."

Yes, Eleanor of Aquitaine, I'm looking at YOU.