Business at Balmoral

So, will Her Majesty slip a card over to Liz Truss, and say "Here's my personal mobile number if you need it for anything. Don't call after 9."?

Mildly frogged

I have absolutely no idea what the context is behind this tweet. But don't tell me; a bit like an Agatha Christie TV dramatisation, it's part of the fun to play guessing along at home.

For those of you waiting on biblically accurate genitals from me…

~👁👁👁Be Not Afraid!👁👁👁~

I’m putting the finishing touches on them today, so you can expect them in your inbox by tomorrow evening!

— Caitlin Marceau - MAGNUM OPUS Out Now! (@CaitlinMarceau) September 5, 2022

Cabinet Update

Jacob Rees-Mogg as Business Secretary? Sounds a bit nouveau riche to me. Surely it should be Inherited Land Wealth and Feudal Rights Secretary?