They went there

Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep with Uranus.

As long as we have headline writers who are - or were once - 14 year old boys, we’re going to keep getting headlines like this, amirite?

A nation mourns

TalkSport take cricket rights from BBC

On the plus side, at least cricket fans will be able to go a whole winter without hearing those fearful words "Radio 4 Long Wave listeners will be leaving us shortly for the Shipping Forecast."