"Pope Elopes" still in first place

[ceemage]

Great Headlines of our Time: "Florida Once Again Has Giant Calamitous Snails That Spew Parasitic Brain Worms."

https://news.slashdot.org/story/22/07/07/1840230/florida-once-again-has-giant-calamitous-snails-that-spew-parasitic-brain-worms

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[ceemage]

It is, of course, the "once again" bit that really sells this headline.